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लोग-बाग कहने लगे हैं कि शादी हो तो बॉलीवुड सितारों जैसी या न हो। इस वर्ष हुई अनुष्का शर्मा विराट कोहली की शादी और फिर रणवीर दीपिका की 3-4 रिसेप्शन वाली शादी से ये धारणा और मजबूत हुई है। अब तो इस महिमामंडन में मीडिया को सोशल मीडिया से भी पूरा सहयोग मिल रहा है। आखिरकार,प्रियंका चोपड़ा ने भी हाथ पीले कर लिए हैं। एक तरफ अंधे फैन्स हैं जिन्हें हर अपलोड की हुई रोमांटिक फोटो #Goals नज़र आती है। दूसरी तरफ है मिडिल क्लास जनता जो इसे नौटंकी और कौतुक समझती है। कुछ पर जलनखोरी का इल्जाम भी लग सकता है। प्रियंका वेड्स निक की जगह #Nikyanka लिखना पता नहीं लैंगिक समानता का सूचक है या कुछ और।

प्रियंका की शादी के कार्यक्रम जोधपुर के उमेद भवन में हुए। अब जोधपुर के पर्यटकों को गाईड यह बताएंगे कि यह वही होटल है जहाँ प्रियंका चोपड़ा की शादी हुई थी। जितने में प्रियंका की एक साड़ी आती है,उतने में शायद 2-4 आम प्रियंकाओं की शादी हो सकती है। ख़ैर, उनका पैसा उनकी मर्जी। पर आजकल ये समझना मुश्किल है कि शादी जीवन भर साथ निभाने के लिए की जा रही है या #WeddingGoals वाले तमाम इंस्टाग्राम एकाउंट्स को फोटो देने के लिए। दूसरा नज़रिया यह भी है कि आज से 20 साल बाद देखने के लिए तो फ़ोटो ही बचेगी,इसलिए कोई कमी न रहे.

जहां एक तरफ अनुष्का और दीपिका ने विदेश जाकर शादी की,वहीं प्रियंका ने विदेश से दूल्हे सहित बाराती भी भारत बुलवा लिए। हम देसी लोगों को विदेशियो को यह दिखाने में बड़ा मज़ा आता है कि हमारी शादियां कितनी रंग बिरंगी होती हैं, भारतीय रीति रिवाज से हमारा कोई वास्ता ह़ो या न हो।

रंग बिरंगे लहँगे में प्रियंका की मेहंदी की बेहद खिलखिलाती तस्वीरें आईं। खिलखिलाहट इतनी डीप थी कि हमारे इलाके में लड़की का ऐसा पोज देखकर बारात वापस लौट जाती। बाकी तस्वीरों से भी यही लगा कि कोई मज़ाकिया मौसा जी शादी में शामिल हुए थे जो हर तस्वीर के पहले कोई जोक सुना रहे थे। कुछ लोगों का कहना है कि अगर आप अपनी शादी में खुश नहीं हैं तो शादी कीजिये ही मत। लेकिन उनका क्या जिन्हे खिलखिला कर हँसने की आदत नहीं है,कैमरा देख कर सिट्टी पिट्टी गुम हो जाती है और बिना मुंह पर हाथ रखे हंसा ही नहीं जाता.

एक तस्वीर में प्रियंका अकेले ही गोल घूमती नज़र आ रही हैं, #हैशटैग मेहंदी गोल्स। हमारे लिए तो यह भी खुशी की बात थी कि सांसा स्टार्क यानि सोफी टर्नर (प्रियंका की होनेवाली भाभी) गहरे हरे रंग के लहँगे में नज़र आईं। हालांकि इतने हाई फाई डिज़ाइनर्स् से कपड़े बनवाने के बाद वो आपको इस रंग का लहंगा दे दे तो आपकी पूरी कालोनी में ही बदनामी ह़ो जाए। यदि आप यह सोचते हैं कि लोग कुछ दिनों बाद शिवम साड़ी वाले से कहेंगे कि भैया वो जो प्रियंका की भाभी ने लहंगा पहना था,वैसा कुछ दिखाओ तो ऐसा बिल्कुल नहीं होगा.

मेहँदी के बाद प्रियंका के संगीत की कोरियोग्राफ्ड तस्वीरें आईं। दूल्हा दुल्हन के परिवार वाले गानों पर 1-2-3-4 करके स्टेप्स सीखते हैं। प्रियंका का संगीत किसी कॉन्सर्ट से कम नहीं था। अगर हम लोगों को जानकारी नहीं होती कि प्रियंका की शादी हो रही है तो हमें तो यही लगता कि प्रियंका ने कोई प्राइवेट कॉन्सर्ट करवाया है जिसमें विदेशी कलाकार नाच रहे हैं। एक तस्वीर में प्रियंका नीता अम्बानी और मुकेश अम्बानी के साथ एक दम सामने बैठी नज़र आ रही हैं। बॉलीवुड में जिसके पास पैसा है,वही आपका परिवारवाला है। हमारी शादियों में तो दूर के चाचा जी और फूफा जी को फ्रंट सीट न दो तो वो भी नाराज़ हो जाते हैं। ये तो मुकेश अम्बानी हैं, बॉलीवुड में सबके फूफा मामा यही हैं, #हैशटैग रिलेटिवगोल्स.

इतनी देर से प्रियंका की बात हो रही है पर अभी तक उनके पति निक जोनस की बात नहीं हुई। शादी के अगले दिन निक एक दम देसी टच में ऑटो वालों जैसी लिबास में नज़र आए। निक का ऐसा करने के पीछे यह कारण भी हो सकता है कि शादी में आप चाहे कितना महंगा सूट पहन लो पर लोग देखते तो दुल्हन को ही हैं तो क्यों न कुछ ऐसा पहना जाए कि अपनी भी चर्चा हो जाए #हैशटैग कॉस्ट्यूम गोल्स.

सबको सस्पेंस में रखने के बाद प्रियंका ने अपनी #रॉयल शादी का एक *टीज़र* रिलीज़ किया। एक पल के लिए तो यह किसी फिल्म के ट्रेलर जैसा ही लग रहा है। अब वो ज़माने गए जिसमें बैकग्राउंड में शादी वाले गाने चलते थे और दुल्हन की मेहन्दी दिखाते हुए तस्वीर पूरी स्क्रीन के चक्कर काट रही होती थी #हैशटैग नोस्टाल्जिया.

अंत में बस यही कहना चाहूँगी कि प्रियंका और निक को शादी की बधाई। आपने रणबीर और दीपिका की तरह रिसेप्शन तो नहीं दिए पर हैशटैग वाले Paparazzi (गूगल कर लीजिए.अम्बानी जी ने जियो में इतना डाटा फ्री में दे रखा है और अपना शब्दकोष ही बढ़ाइए) फैक्ट्री को कच्चा माल खूब दिया है.

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